“Its 1:30AM. I heard a burst of water and smelled something horrible. Thought maybe the ceiling was leaking but it was just this melon exploding.”

“I was eating a bag of sour gushers and there was an eye contact inside of the bag… Didn’t realize until I was chewing on it.”

“When redeeming a steam gift card I accidentally scratched off two of the letters… the card was 50$”

“Been waiting 6 weeks for a rather expensive toilet so we can fit it at a client’s house, it has finally arrived.”

“I was already running late to open up shop this morning, this didn’t help at all. How’s your day going?”

“Forgot to put water in the bread maker. Five hours wasted and my kitchen smells like burning death.”

“Got over confident with my cooking and tried to make cookies.”

“A co-worker left his bagback hanged outside for a while (yup that’s a bee swarm)”

“Forgot my water bottle in the car.”

“Got my pc and vr headset snowed in due to my stupidity.”

“Almost brought some leftover Chinese home…”

“When you realize the ex wife did at least one important job that has been neglected for 5 months at your new house.”

“The boyfriend left a sharpie in his jeans pocket the one time I didn’t check them.”

“Lasted 10 years. Broke on me half way through my driveway after shoveling my neighbors because their shovel broke the day before.”

“Thought somebody had crashed a car into our kitchen at 5:30 this morning. No, it was just our glass table smashing itself to bits.”

“After waiting months for a new sectional, this is what was delivered instead.”

“I dropped my nearly full vile of insulin on the floor and it broke… (I have a spare but that’s 60+ bucks I’ll never get back)”

“I guess I found the weight limit of a trash bag. That’s cat litter.”

“I ate a misfortune cookie.”

“Dropped milk and the milk carton ripped, how’s your Thursday?”

Gotta love pizza night!

“Booked a Bed and Breakfast to help out small business, rather than a chain hotel. I showed up late after flying all day, and no one was there.”

“Got in a fender bender (not my fault.) First accident ever in 25 years of driving. Rented a car while mine is being repaired. 3 days later someone totaled my rental.”