“I’d Be Tripping All The Way Down The Aisle!”

“Indoor Fireworks Before First Dance”

“Plantation Weddings Were Contentious Enough Already”

“Cringe Cake Topper, Not To Mention The Fondant”

“Animal Abuse! What A Nice Way To Celebrate Love!”

“My Cousin Sent This Along With Her Wedding Invitations… I Will Not Be In Attendance”

“The Father Of The Bride Couldn’t Find Anything Nicer To Wear For Their Special Dance”

“The Groom’s Idea Of Dressing For The Occasion”

“Frankly, I Feel Bad That The Bridesmaids Proposal Side Of Etsy Is So Cute, But The Groomsmen Proposal Side Is Just Littered With… This”