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“I just couldn’t get why the water didn’t boil after an hour.”

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“Post just arrived. Not sure how I’m going to explain this one to my kid.”

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Honesty is key.

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“I finally gave in and let my daughter get a cat. Turns out she’s allergic!”

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“My friend bought a Deadpool costume online. I’ve been laughing all day.”

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“I just found out that my son is a 50-year-old man stuck in a 7-year-old’s body.”

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“My friend won a prize…”

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“On the left is the cake I ordered and on the right is the one that was delivered. I paid $135 for this mess.”

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“Time to drag out the cat proof Christmas tree again.”

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“My friend let me give him a haircut. This was the result.”

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Pumpkin right through the window. Bamboozled again.

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This is a photo of a dog coming home from the vet.

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“Once I thought it was a good idea to sled down the deck steps. I was wrong.”

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“My wife asked me to help her pick out a color for the bathroom. This is a dead end.”

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The beautiful vines that once dressed this wall now decorate the floor.

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Nothing will stop people from shopping for a good deal.

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And the window doesn’t open, YER F*CKED MATE!

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A smart fellow.

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Oh, okay.

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“It was the first and last time I bought a plant on eBay.”

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“My bird Enzo who we thought was a boy just laid an egg this morning.’’

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Brand spankin’ new.