26 Things That Could Soon Be Obsolete
etchur1
Published
06/08/2014
A few things you may have already notices are being fazed out.
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2 Year cell phone contracts: Lets face it whats the point -
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Bookstores: Amazon, and Apple are killing bookstores, kind of sucks for the small shops but who the hell reads anyways. -
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Stunt Doubles: Highly accurate computer animation will be taking over this role. For those sissy ass actors who just want to Ham it up I can't say I'm surprised, Jackie Chan would be ashamed -
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Voice-mail: Who checks these I don't, a simple text gets the message across faster. -
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Drivers: Driver-less cars are here and they work. Will they take the douche bags out from behind the wheel? -
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Buttons: whens the last time you pushed one? -
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Corks: Talk no class, the screw cap is launching a sleazy attack on the dahing cork. -
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Car Keys: Key-less entry and push start ignitions are going to plow car keys down. Ohh look the button is back in the running. -
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Travel Agencies: Websites like Travelocity, Kayak, and Orbitz are making it more convinient to plan your vacation. -
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Combustible Engines: To be replaced with battery power. -
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Gas Stations: When combustible engines are no more gas stations will scamper off with their tail between there legs. -
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3-D Television: Try as they may the Japanese are working on technology that will project Holographic images into your home FING Freaky. -
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Cameras: Ummm..... Smart Phone need I say more the smart phone deserves a gallery of its own because it seems to be arduosly and systemattically eliminating so many technologies -
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Toilet Paper: What??? use your hand? No, something called a toilet seat bidet may make toilet paper -
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Blu Ray DVD: Streaming Video etc. etc. blah bah. I personally prefer streaming video much easier. -
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Mail Boxes: As far as personal letters go we have no use for them, whens the last time you sat down and composed a handwritten letter. on the Plus side we can turn them into public wifi hot-spots or R2-D2 -
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Lockers: The amount of items we carry around with us and the price we pay for those items are going to need a place to be stored while out and about. Check out smart lockers. -
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Chalkboards White Boards: The future classroom will be all digital unless you go to public school. -
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Scanners, Copiers, and Fax Machines: Again the Smartphone can be used to destroy these items -
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Plastic: Should be replaced with a family of bio-polymers made from cornstarch. What ever the hell that is. -
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Cash Transactions: Look for the penny to be first to go. Like it or not the monetary system is composed from the numbers in the matrix. -
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Maps: GPS and Google maps make it easier than ever to reach your destination without even thinking. -
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Stand Alone GPS: Soon to be another victim of the smartphone. -
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1-900 Phone Sex Hotlines: Is there anything porn can't do -
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Wires: To be rendered useless with technologies similar to wi-fi -
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The Yellow Pages: Where to begin so many sites have phone number look up cornered, You can even find the exact location of a phone number online.
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