26 Times Life Turned to Crap.

Nathan Johnson Published 07/04/2020 in facepalm

When life gives you a big F*** YOU.

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“It is +32С outside. Guess my car.”
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“Started shaving my hair before my razor died, right before I go have dinner with my girlfriends family.”
3.
“Was super stoked to get this. New post person snapped it in half and shoved it into my mailbox.”
4.
“Spent the last 3 days looking for my AirPods and then my 2 year old tells me to look at the orange juice.”
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“Acquired myself a third knee after a wasp sting.”
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“Here’s my torn bicep tendon after throwing a frisbee so hard that it never landed..”
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“My wife said measure the door, I told her all doors are the same size..”
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“My parked car was hit by a bullet whilst the car in front of me was being shot at.”
10.
“This guy bought a smart phone online but received a stone.”
11.
“Two days after The Last of Us part 2 came out I broke my hand and cant hold a controller..”
12.
“Lost my job and broke my leg… guess I got to work at IHOP now…”
13.
“It’s so hot in my apartment that my candles are melting..”
14.
“The ceiling of my girlfriend’s parents living room caved in last night”
15.
“I fell asleep writing an essay and my laptop fell off the bed. Now my computer can’t charge, my essay is late, and I have to shell out $15 bucks to buy a new cord. And it wasn’t even that good of a nap!”
16.
“Around 40 mosquito bites on just 1 leg.”
17.
“Spent the last two months exercising, eating well, getting in shape. Sunday was my first organized soccer game in ten years. 35 minutes in and I partially tore my quad. Shit.”
18.
“One flip flop fell behind the heater all winter.”
19.
“Flipped over the 4 wheeler while camping the other night and broke my jaw in 2 places. Mouth is wired shut and stuck on an all liquid diet for next month. Always wear a helmet!!”
20.
“My 3 year old son found my wallet when I was cooking during arts and crafts time.”
21.
“My mountain caught on fire at 3am…. yep, that’s my house…”
22.
“My bug bites always swell up.”
23.
“I fell, cup stuck the landing but broke underneath”
24.
“The coolers were down for a few minutes at the store I work at…”
25.
“I got an exit row seat on the airplane. I was looking forward to extra leg room, but the guy in front of me had different ideas.”
26.
“Waited 5 hours in line for my drivers test, got to the front only to tell me that they’ve reached the maximum amount of tests for the day. 16.”

1.
“It is +32С outside. Guess my car.”
2.
“Started shaving my hair before my razor died, right before I go have dinner with my girlfriends family.”
3.
“Was super stoked to get this. New post person snapped it in half and shoved it into my mailbox.”
4.
“Spent the last 3 days looking for my AirPods and then my 2 year old tells me to look at the orange juice.”
5.
“Acquired myself a third knee after a wasp sting.”
6.
“Here’s my torn bicep tendon after throwing a frisbee so hard that it never landed..”
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“My wife said measure the door, I told her all doors are the same size..”
9.
“My parked car was hit by a bullet whilst the car in front of me was being shot at.”
10.
“This guy bought a smart phone online but received a stone.”
11.
“Two days after The Last of Us part 2 came out I broke my hand and cant hold a controller..”
12.
“Lost my job and broke my leg… guess I got to work at IHOP now…”
13.
“It’s so hot in my apartment that my candles are melting..”
14.
“The ceiling of my girlfriend’s parents living room caved in last night”
15.
“I fell asleep writing an essay and my laptop fell off the bed. Now my computer can’t charge, my essay is late, and I have to shell out $15 bucks to buy a new cord. And it wasn’t even that good of a nap!”
16.
“Around 40 mosquito bites on just 1 leg.”
17.
“Spent the last two months exercising, eating well, getting in shape. Sunday was my first organized soccer game in ten years. 35 minutes in and I partially tore my quad. Shit.”
18.
“One flip flop fell behind the heater all winter.”
19.
“Flipped over the 4 wheeler while camping the other night and broke my jaw in 2 places. Mouth is wired shut and stuck on an all liquid diet for next month. Always wear a helmet!!”
20.
“My 3 year old son found my wallet when I was cooking during arts and crafts time.”
21.
“My mountain caught on fire at 3am…. yep, that’s my house…”
22.
“My bug bites always swell up.”
23.
“I fell, cup stuck the landing but broke underneath”
24.
“The coolers were down for a few minutes at the store I work at…”
25.
“I got an exit row seat on the airplane. I was looking forward to extra leg room, but the guy in front of me had different ideas.”
26.
“Waited 5 hours in line for my drivers test, got to the front only to tell me that they’ve reached the maximum amount of tests for the day. 16.”

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1. “It is +32С outside. Guess my car.”

2. “Started shaving my hair before my razor died, right before I go have dinner with my girlfriends family.”

3. “Was super stoked to get this. New post person snapped it in half and shoved it into my mailbox.”

4. “Spent the last 3 days looking for my AirPods and then my 2 year old tells me to look at the orange juice.”

5. “Acquired myself a third knee after a wasp sting.”

6. “Here’s my torn bicep tendon after throwing a frisbee so hard that it never landed..”

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8. “My wife said measure the door, I told her all doors are the same size..”

9. “My parked car was hit by a bullet whilst the car in front of me was being shot at.”

10. “This guy bought a smart phone online but received a stone.”

11. “Two days after The Last of Us part 2 came out I broke my hand and cant hold a controller..”

12. “Lost my job and broke my leg… guess I got to work at IHOP now…”

13. “It’s so hot in my apartment that my candles are melting..”

14. “The ceiling of my girlfriend’s parents living room caved in last night”

15. “I fell asleep writing an essay and my laptop fell off the bed. Now my computer can’t charge, my essay is late, and I have to shell out $15 bucks to buy a new cord. And it wasn’t even that good of a nap!”

16. “Around 40 mosquito bites on just 1 leg.”

17. “Spent the last two months exercising, eating well, getting in shape. Sunday was my first organized soccer game in ten years. 35 minutes in and I partially tore my quad. Shit.”

18. “One flip flop fell behind the heater all winter.”

19. “Flipped over the 4 wheeler while camping the other night and broke my jaw in 2 places. Mouth is wired shut and stuck on an all liquid diet for next month. Always wear a helmet!!”

20. “My 3 year old son found my wallet when I was cooking during arts and crafts time.”

21. “My mountain caught on fire at 3am…. yep, that’s my house…”

22. “My bug bites always swell up.”

23. “I fell, cup stuck the landing but broke underneath”

24. “The coolers were down for a few minutes at the store I work at…”

25. “I got an exit row seat on the airplane. I was looking forward to extra leg room, but the guy in front of me had different ideas.”

26. “Waited 5 hours in line for my drivers test, got to the front only to tell me that they’ve reached the maximum amount of tests for the day. 16.”

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1.
“It is +32С outside. Guess my car.”

2.
“Started shaving my hair before my razor died, right before I go have dinner with my girlfriends family.”

3.
“Was super stoked to get this. New post person snapped it in half and shoved it into my mailbox.”

4.
“Spent the last 3 days looking for my AirPods and then my 2 year old tells me to look at the orange juice.”

5.
“Acquired myself a third knee after a wasp sting.”

6.
“Here’s my torn bicep tendon after throwing a frisbee so hard that it never landed..”

8.
“My wife said measure the door, I told her all doors are the same size..”

9.
“My parked car was hit by a bullet whilst the car in front of me was being shot at.”

10.
“This guy bought a smart phone online but received a stone.”

11.
“Two days after The Last of Us part 2 came out I broke my hand and cant hold a controller..”

12.
“Lost my job and broke my leg… guess I got to work at IHOP now…”

13.
“It’s so hot in my apartment that my candles are melting..”

14.
“The ceiling of my girlfriend’s parents living room caved in last night”

15.
“I fell asleep writing an essay and my laptop fell off the bed. Now my computer can’t charge, my essay is late, and I have to shell out $15 bucks to buy a new cord. And it wasn’t even that good of a nap!”

16.
“Around 40 mosquito bites on just 1 leg.”

17.
“Spent the last two months exercising, eating well, getting in shape. Sunday was my first organized soccer game in ten years. 35 minutes in and I partially tore my quad. Shit.”

18.
“One flip flop fell behind the heater all winter.”

19.
“Flipped over the 4 wheeler while camping the other night and broke my jaw in 2 places. Mouth is wired shut and stuck on an all liquid diet for next month. Always wear a helmet!!”

20.
“My 3 year old son found my wallet when I was cooking during arts and crafts time.”

21.
“My mountain caught on fire at 3am…. yep, that’s my house…”

22.
“My bug bites always swell up.”

23.
“I fell, cup stuck the landing but broke underneath”

24.
“The coolers were down for a few minutes at the store I work at…”

25.
“I got an exit row seat on the airplane. I was looking forward to extra leg room, but the guy in front of me had different ideas.”

26.
“Waited 5 hours in line for my drivers test, got to the front only to tell me that they’ve reached the maximum amount of tests for the day. 16.”