26 Tweets and Reactions to the Monkey Who Caused a Nationwide Blackout
Probably revenge for when we shot his ancestors into space.
Published 1 month ago
One rogue monkey steeped a nation in darkness.
Recently, a monkey in Sri Lanka ripped out a transformer and caused the entire country to go dark for thirty-six hours. It’s possible he was working alone, or perhaps this was the first step toward a Planet of the Apes-style coup. Regardless, he died in his efforts so we’ll never know his true intentions.
There’s probably a store that was missing a few bananas when the lights came back on.