“Didn’t realise the tote bag containing my new laptop was dragging along the floor, adding a new bevel.”

“My brand new Smart TV just arrived!”

“I turned the wrong stove burner on and exploded my made from scratch pumpkin pie.”

“Noticed our stroller felt a little weird, found out there’s a pin stuck in the tire. The pin is very ironic.”

“My sink fell out of my sink.”

“Bought a house in July and they graciously left me a mini fridge in the basement, after moving all my beer and alcohol downstairs I discovered it was in fact a freezer.”

“My Cooked just done ready to eat macaroni.”

“My wife started painting ornaments for Christmas, and only realized after she finished this bird that she did it upside down.”

“Someone threw away the rest of my birthday cake before I was able to take it home…”

“Mirror fell off the wall at 2 am.”

“I spilled 50,000 2mm glass beads on the ground and I now have to sort them by hand.”

“I’m a UPS Driver. This was how my truck looked on the first stop of the day. It’s not even our peak season yet.”

“We got our doors painted during a remodel and the painters forgot to put the plastic covering on the ground.”

“My pepper grinder broke this morning.”

“I’m a tattoo artist, the last tattoo I did was the number 13 on a clients ankle. The next day I broke both of my ankles.”

“Off work early on a Friday just wanna get home!”

“Why you should never put dish soap in a fountain.”

“New pup ripped a hole in the bean bag chair and had some fun last night.”

“My other air pod fell out while dumping another pile.”

“Someone randomly threw a watermelon at my car in the middle of the night. It looks very violent with the pieces of watermelon..”

“Turned on the front burner instead of the back one.”

“Pizza the delivery app promised vs the Pizza I received.”

“Apparently there’s a staple sticking upon this bench.”

“Got a bit windy today.”