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When a car full of girls flash you on the highway

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When I finally win an argument against my wife

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When the girl next to me asks the teacher why water doesn't fall down at the "bottom" of the earth

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Whenever I turn on my phone or laptop in the middle of the night

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When someone passes me with the exact same perfume as my ex

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Walking down the street with my girl and another couple passes us, and I turn my head to check the other girls ass only to find her boyfriend doing the same

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When I let out a slient fart while leaving my friend's room.

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When the sun sets at 4:30

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When my girlfriend says she missed her period

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When I find out the muscular, attractive douchebag at my work is also fluent in 6 languages and has a PhD.

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When I open an incognito window

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When my friend asks me how I'm doing since I finished college and didn't move back home

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When I see myself on video and realize that's what I look like

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When I see "Dat Ass"

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When I got mad at my dogs for barking so loud only to find out there was a robbery right next door.

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In middle school, when the teacher said, "Today we're going to watch a movie."

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When I ask myself if I really do need to eat one more slice

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When my friend drunkenly tells me he loves me!

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When my girlfriend finally gets her period after being a few days late.

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When my wife goes to the store and leaves me with the kids for 30 minutes

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When our friend gets back together with his cheating ex and says "It'll be different this time".

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When I get out of the shower and trying to decide if I can make it back to my room without any clothes on or if I should wear a towel

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When a girl proudly says her boyfriend doesn't watch porn

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When I open a porn video and forgot that speakers are on MAX

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When my sister had her 4th unplanned kid

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My friends when I tell them I touch myself in the living room

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When The father-of-the-bride thinks his speech is a good time for a political rant