“My wife’s coffee dregs made a house and a person in a giant forest, and even a road to the house.”

Icicle lamp.

“This bird that looks like Danny DeVito.”

“Accordion bus with actual accordion image.”

“My flannel blanket under a green light isn’t flannel anymore.”

“I just found a super long mini marshmallow.”

“These windows made of car windscreens.”

“This is the ball that you hear inside of spray paint cans when you shake them.”

“This 2700-seat Exam Hall in Dublin, Ireland.”

“Brother-in-law has collected produce stickers for years and turned them into a ball bigger than the fruit they came from.”

“My little plastic animals casting shadows.”

“This grocery store has an aisle specifically for reuniting with lost spouses.”

“This chocolate that froze looks like a man surfing in my ice cream.”

“My drink looks like a crocodile is looking at me.”

“This store has eight flavours of Fanta and none of them are orange.”

“These little dots on the stairrail of our library that indicates which floor you reached walking up the stairs.”

“This lightbulb contains nine smaller lightbulbs.”

“This toaster has a button if you want it toasted “a bit more””

“The way this truck is painted to look like it’s open.”

“Giant puffball mushroom my sister found in the woods.”

“This building has cartoon windows.”

“In my country the cereal can’t have cartoons in the boxes.”

“This toilet lock that doubles as a tray so you can’t leave without taking your stuff.”

“I have three one dollar bills with serial numbers in sequence.”

“My mojito’s straw that stops the mint.”

“A 100 year old penny I found in my change today.”

“My doctors office has a legitimate stool sample.”