“My girlfriend opened her jewelry making box upside down.”

“Planted corn just for fun and was pretty exited to harvest. Then i saw this.”

“My son’s hamster escaped his habitat only to jump into and chew through my other son’s new shoe.”

“I decided to upgrade to an electric kettle this week, a detail I remembered as it burst into flames on the gas stove.”

“Rode my motorcycle over 1000 miles so I could finally see the Golden Gate Bridge in person.”

“Watered regularly; no clue there was a drain hole in the bottom of the pot!”

“I have to be at work at 5 am. Only option is canteen or vending machine. Canteen is closed because of no power. I work at a nuclear power plant.”

“I will never forget the day that I travelled eight hours to London to see the Big Ben only to find out that it’s being restored.”

“Groundskeeper accidentally sprayed high school football field with weed killer instead of fertilizer.”

“When your battery swells up into a comfy lithium pillow of death.”

“My 8-year-old decided the keyboard should be in alphabetical order.”

“I’m a wildland firefighter and this is the “vegetarian” sandwich for lunch…while on a fire, while working 16 hour days.”

“Someone accidentally set off the fire suppression system in a military hanger.”

Using a fake hawk on your roof to scare the seagulls but instead they become bffs.

“I spilled all our horchata (a Mexican drink) trying to empty the drinks machine at our restaurant.”

“Heard a loud thud while working in my home office.. Only to turn around and see my 100 year old saguaro has reached its brutal end.”

“Just moved and the water has been standing still so long, that I now have the pleasure of a few 1000 liters of dirty water before it’s clean again.”

“Just set up new monitor, chair slipped under me and I hit the desk, and monitor fell and broke.”

“My mom is a beekeeper, and she accidentally spilt 10kgs of honey to the floor.”

“Would anyone care to guess which one is currently lining my mouth?”

“This is how the cake arrived for my brother’s wedding tomorrow. Let me tell you, it is a perfect metaphor for how COVID has affected their plans.”

“I fell through my ceiling in my recently purchased home while trying to install some new lighting.”