27 Times S**t Just Decided to Happen.

Nathan Johnson Published 05/06/2021 in facepalm

This is one hell of a bad day.

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“Phone slipped out of my pocket while go karting and became wedged under the kart. This is what I found at the end of the lap.”
3.
“Taking my food to bed was a bad idea…”
4.
“After several weeks of patiently waiting, my new TV finally arrived today! I was so excited…….”
5.
“My sister tried making popcorn at work today… Didn’t go very well.”
6.
“Someone managed to lose their new box of… lost-item trackers.”
7.
“Came back to find all my truck tires got stolen… at least they were nice enough to leave bricks in place..”
8.
“Found this on the copier, I’m a tattoo artist…”
9.
“Phone slipped out of my pocket while mowing and I didn’t notice until the music in my AirPods stopped.”
10.
“Met my cousin’s cat today…”
11.
“Asked my friend to spray sunscreen on my back.”
12.
“Have cats they said, it’ll be fun they said (no cats were harmed and no plants were seriously injured)”
13.
“I kayak on a nearby lake during my lunch hour on nice days. Loaded up the boat and drove there only to discover the lake was gone.”
14.
“Someone decided to play tic-tac-toe on my car.”
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“So I tried to cut my hair..”
17.
“Dropped my pizza and knocked over a vase at the same time. Face down pizza in broken glass.”
18.
“Costco delivery, too bad the bag leaked.”
19.
Thanks UPS!
20.
“Went to the gas station last night for 5 minutes to get beer and came back to this. My room is the window to the right. I feel insanely lucky right now. Might go gambling later.”
21.
“My wife couldn’t take the puppy with her to the dentist… what could happen in just two hours?”
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“This is why you shouldn’t park over a storm drain.”
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“Someone’s tent went flying like 100 feet on the air.”
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Take out it is…
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“My mom was just finishing cleaning the kitchen and then spilled A bag of Chia seeds on the ground.”

1.
2.
“Phone slipped out of my pocket while go karting and became wedged under the kart. This is what I found at the end of the lap.”
3.
“Taking my food to bed was a bad idea…”
4.
“After several weeks of patiently waiting, my new TV finally arrived today! I was so excited…….”
5.
“My sister tried making popcorn at work today… Didn’t go very well.”
6.
“Someone managed to lose their new box of… lost-item trackers.”
7.
“Came back to find all my truck tires got stolen… at least they were nice enough to leave bricks in place..”
8.
“Found this on the copier, I’m a tattoo artist…”
9.
“Phone slipped out of my pocket while mowing and I didn’t notice until the music in my AirPods stopped.”
10.
“Met my cousin’s cat today…”
11.
“Asked my friend to spray sunscreen on my back.”
12.
“Have cats they said, it’ll be fun they said (no cats were harmed and no plants were seriously injured)”
13.
“I kayak on a nearby lake during my lunch hour on nice days. Loaded up the boat and drove there only to discover the lake was gone.”
14.
“Someone decided to play tic-tac-toe on my car.”
15.
16.
“So I tried to cut my hair..”
17.
“Dropped my pizza and knocked over a vase at the same time. Face down pizza in broken glass.”
18.
“Costco delivery, too bad the bag leaked.”
19.
Thanks UPS!
20.
“Went to the gas station last night for 5 minutes to get beer and came back to this. My room is the window to the right. I feel insanely lucky right now. Might go gambling later.”
21.
“My wife couldn’t take the puppy with her to the dentist… what could happen in just two hours?”
22.
23.
“This is why you shouldn’t park over a storm drain.”
24.
25.
“Someone’s tent went flying like 100 feet on the air.”
26.
Take out it is…
27.
“My mom was just finishing cleaning the kitchen and then spilled A bag of Chia seeds on the ground.”