Up next we have a blend of
confusingly dank memes freshly-plucked from our secret garden of dankness by the hard-working memetenders at the EBW Lunar Outpost. They were all selected for their nigh-dangerous levels of dankness and transported directly to our Earth office via particle beam without any freezing.
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It's not just audio recordings. Just saying.
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It's only a problem if you make it a problem.
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Unfortunately for you, she's probably still right.
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Just end me and get it over with.
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Get it? It's because he's--
14
It is 2003. Just worse.
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"It'll be cool because you'll be upside down."
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Except he's fully clothed and above ground. Sigh.
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It's funny because it's a hyena, not a 'New."
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Or maybe you're just nine years old.
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"Totally. I'd be a rocket surgeon or a brain scientist right now if it weren't for--"
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50 Cent is the new Doomsday Clock.
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"I'm writing a short story, officer. About a man who kidnaps my neighbor and holds them for ransom. Tomorrow."
