This is what happens when the ophthalmologist only puts dilating drops in one eye.

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst.

This is what happens when you heat an ordinary marble over a flame then immediately drop it into cold water.

This is what happens when you leave half a cabbage in the fridge too long.

This is what happens when wood is burnt with high voltage.

This is what happens when you drive over sidewalk chalk on a hot day.

This is what happens when you try to freeze dry gummy worms.

This is what happens when a frog eats a firefly.

This is what happens when a cat touches a plasma ball.

This is what happens when you grow a pumpkin inside a plastic mold.

This is what happened when I accidentally left a bowl of beet juice on the counter and the top layer rippled.

This is what happens when the triple foam breaks at the car wash.

This is what happens when you fail to thin out your carrots.

This is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave.

This is what happens when 50 mph winds, freezing temperatures and Lake Erie hits your house.

This is what happens when a sign has been in the sun for too long.

This is what happens when you take a negative picture of a negative screen.

This is what happens when a leaf gets pressure-sprayed.

This is what happens when lightning strikes asphalt.

This is what happens when you leave a pack of gummy bears in an 105 degree car.

This is what happens when water freezes on a spinning wheel.

This is what happens when you polish a coconut.

This is what happens when you leave potatoes in the cellar for 6 months.

This is what happened when I cut a stack of the same picture.

This is what happens when a padded envelope is soaked and frozen overnight.

This is what happens when three trees merge into one.

This is what happens when you take the ice tray out of a freezer with an automatic ice maker.

This is what happened when I left a summer roll on my desk for 4 days.

This is what happens when you fall asleep in the bath.