30 Less Than Perfect Photos of Celebrities

These are funny and weird.

Published 3 years ago in Funny

Celebrities are people just like us. Well, not exactly like us. unless their bodies are also swarming with eBaums-brand nano-machines under the control of someone inside the office.

We don't know who broke into the eBaums World mainframe and gave themselves sole administrative control over the eBaums World nanoswarm, or why they only take control of all of us every Thursday at exactly 4:13, but if we ever find out who they are.... well. Let's just say that they'll be testing out the "bottomless" pit in the office basement.

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“As I snapped the selfie I told Samuel L. Jackson to pose how he really felt about doing these kinds of things.”

2
“Bill Murray used to babysit my brother and me. Here’s a photo of us in the late 1980s.”

3
“My son looks more like Harry Potter than Harry Potter.”
4
“My Dad and Elvis. He always told us they hung out together and we never believed him, until now.”

5
“My twin brother and I ran into our celebrity doppelgangers, the Property Brothers.”
6
“Found out Bill Nye used to go to my mom’s parties in the '80s.”
7
“My uncle, after tripping and falling in front of the queen, 1987.”

8
“So I was going through some old photos and I found this. My Dad holding Magic Johnson and looking incredibly badass while doing it. A little backstory. My Dad was good friends with Jerry Buss’ niece, and was invited to a Laker’s picnic. He played volleyball all his life and Magic, along with a few others, wanted to test his skills. He played Magic and as he was going up for a spike, my Dad slammed it back into his face to win the game. Magic came up to him after, grabbed him and said, “Next time, you’re on my team.” They both had a good laugh and my Dad swooped him up into his arms.”
9
“My Dad vs. Michael Jordan in high school.”
10
“He announced ‘I’m photobombing your photo,’ and then did so. I won’t argue with Dave Chappelle.”

11
“Going through my Dad’s stuff, I found a pic of my Grandma with The Three Stooges and a squirrel.”
12
“My mom was told to tell the ‘homeless man’ he couldn’t loiter near her workplace.”
13
“So Elton John saw my brother at lunch today.”

14
“The time I was a little too nervous to meet Morgan Freeman.”
15
“A vintage Polaroid of Mr. T pitying me as a baby and my mom. 1984.”
16
“Lakers Magazine posted a picture of my son and I in the celebrity ‘Faces in the Crowd’ section. They thought I was Zach Galifanakis.”

17
“My mom didn’t answer my call today. Texted asking what she was up to, and this is the photo she sent back.”
18
“Chuck Norris admiring my friend’s dad’s cock in the ’80s.”
19
“This is a photo of me when I met Pat Morita roughly half a year before he passed away. He was getting honored at an Asian award show that I was volunteering at, and when he walked by he pointed at me and said ‘I want that hair!’ He was being followed by a bunch of other photographers and one of them said to take a picture with the guy with the crazy hair. He immediately went up to the wall and put his hands upon it, so I pretty much said to myself “ok, I guess I’m frisking Pat Morita”. I was quick enough to give my camera to a friend of mine and she took the photo that you see here. My moment with Pat was super brief but I’ll never forget it!”

20
“My friend was staying at a hotel in Vegas. He got totally busted trying to snap this picture.”
21
“My husband when he was a boy with Alice Cooper, in 1989.”
22
“I got to meet the Hoff at our local radio station in the early 80’s. I don’t look too impressed.”

23
“My grandma use to run a salon In Hawaii in the 80s around the time Tom was filming Magnum PI, and he would get his haircut there. She was able to have us meet him when we came to visit. (I was 2 yrs old at the time).”
24
“My wife met Chris Pratt. Anna Faris didn’t approve.”
25
“Three years ago, happy drunk, I met Jake Gyllenhaal. Now I’m 90% sure I didn’t.”

26
“Here I am with Rick Springfield and I can’t believe it. This was taken on Dec 11, 1983.”
27
“I’m pretty sure Bill Murray noticed my dad trying to take this picture.”
28
“A drunk Adam Sandler kissed my mom 25 years ago and wrote her a note about it.”

29
“This miraculous photo is of my darling dear mother, in the 80’s, with what is obviously a cutout of the great Thomas Sullivan Magnum. The best part of this photo is the glasses, but, the second best part is the fact that my mom refuses to admit that it is a cutout.”
30
“Chuck Norris being pinned by my dad.”