The classic: "I hope your day is as pleasant as you are." This is coming from a retail worker to a Full Karen.

“You look.... healthy” where I’m from, the nice way of saying someone has gotten fat.

That outfit is really brave.

You are impossible to underestimate.

You're much smarter than you look.

My uncle once said to me 'Nice tattoo, did you do it yourself?' It's on my back.

I love how you just wear anything

I don’t care what everybody else says, I think you’re pretty cool.

You have a unique face

You look so pretty with your makeup on. Like, a totally different person!

My grandma always says people are "good and kind" when they get on her nerves. They think shes a sweet old lady, when shes really saying they're "good for nothing and kinda stupid". I got it engraved on a mug for her

You're pretty for a big girl

“I bet she was beautiful 20 years ago”

"your sister is beautiful and you are...smart"

I hope you get what you deserve.

"And I'm thinking *you weren't* burdened with an overabundance of schooling."

You always look so comfortable!

"you talk so eloquently" "you speak so well" towards a black person as if we all talk like we're from the depths of the hood

I love what you're trying to do with your hair...

Friends and I do this thing where you add the word "actually" to an otherwise normal complement in order to make it backhanded (e. g. "hey you're actually pretty smart")

I was doing a timed work skills test a month into a new job and it took me forever so he let me do it again. It took just as long the second time and he said, "Well... at least you're consistent."

I'm amazed you managed that. They think it's a compliment, while your wondering how they are still breathing without a hourly reminder.

Wow! You’re much nicer than I was expecting

You have so much potential!

In the line at Walmart there was an old lady and a man trying to figure out how much money they needed to pay and when I said the amount, He told me that I was pretty smart for being a girl.

You're at the very top of the bell curve!! Implying you're just *average*. Telling someone they're on the lower right side of the curve however.. That means you're among the top 1% of whatever.

I love how you just don't care how you look. I could never do that I'd feel too awkward.

My wife once said “i just love your cute little way of living” with total sincerity

You haven't changed a bit!

You look handsome with that mask!