29 Geniuses Who Totally Nailed It
These people had one job to do and they couldn't get it done.
By aesir911
Published 4 years ago in Funny
Hilarious times when amateurs tried to do the jobs of a professional. These funny instances of 'not my job' is what happens when someone without the proper training is thrown into the fire.
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"A bit premature don't you think?"
2
“Apparently, mermaids have butts.”
3
"That's gonna be a hard pass from me."
4
"Billy always did struggle with his spelling tests."
5
"Accurate 100% of the time."
6
"Just a tiny bit off, barely noticeable."
7
“He was “just a little” drunk when painting.”
8
"Good thing my board doesn't look like roller skates."
9
“'Write congrats on them' (two cakes).”
10
"Is this some magical portal or something?"
11
"This is why we pay plumbers the big bucks."
12
"Not enrolling my child there..."
13
"Can't get enough B-rid buckets."
14
“Okay Burger King, thanks.”
15
“Found this in my grandma’s bathroom and now I can’t unsee it.”
16
“Someone needs to be fired... or get an eye exam.”
17
“Patched the sidewalk, boss.”
18
"Gotta love Chinese knockoff flashcards."
19
“hAppY BiRthDay COlleEN (from a professional bakery).”
20
"Are we at the wrong show?"
21
"My dad always said nothing in life was free."
22
"Firday is my favorite day of the week."
23
"Kids are definitely gonna get sick on those candy bars."
25
"I always knew shelf life was a conspiracy."
26
"Feel safe with these people making and owning guns?"
27
"School is for losers, children."
28
"So... boobs or no boobs?"
29
"And a first grade education apparently."
30
"Perfect, my dog needed a good gromming."
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