You gotta love some good old vandalism.

I mean, no, you don't. You really, really don't. Vandalism is a criminal act and a scourge on society. Unless, you know, it's really clever. Or funny. Then it's definitely okay.

So if you are going to vandalize something, at least do something witty. Or artistic. Otherwise, you're just a d**k. Well, you're still kind of a d**k but at least there's a chance the cops will be cool about it when booking you.

So, moral of the story: If you're going to commit an act of vandalism, do it right. Like these people. But seriously, don't do it.