Back in ancient times, before Snapchat was invented, people had to spend countless hours chiseling stone fertility statues to seduce their mates. Unlike Snapchat, however, these sculptures last forever. Thanks to that, we can now enjoy the voluptuous women and well-endowed men of the Neolithic period.

Scientists probably say these were religious idols, made to ask the gods for a bountiful harvest and smooth childbirth. But we all know what their real purpose was: prehistoric PornHub for some freaky ass caveman. Check out these pictures, and if somebody looks over your shoulder, you’re an archaeologist.