Fast food restaurants are where America happens. They’re where we all gather, commune, eat, and of course, experience the absolute chaos and insanity of this country. Since these places are cheap, accessible, and all over the map, some weird and hilarious stuff has gone down on the premises.

Some crazy Christians staged a crucifixion at a McDonalds, there have been massive protests, fires, floods, fights, and of course just some very funny customers who scream “Only in the U.S.A.”.