No matter how dorky you are there is always some dorkier than you. 

This simple fact of life means that not only are you being too hard on yourself but if we searched hard enough we'd find the cringiest person alive. We have our guesses on who is may be but we'll keep that to ourselves, we know you guys can be sensitive. 

And sure, there is a joy to seeing people make a fool of themselves online and though we laugh, we laugh with love. 

So be thankful that you didn't make the list, but hey, there's is always next week.