“After signing an agreement with a communications giant here in Canada, we were gifted a 55 inch TV and waited 6 weeks for it to be delivered. After the hubby set it all up and turned it on we get this wicked abstract art included on the picture. Whoops.”

“My car broke 5 minutes to early. I was on my way to buy a new one. Had to be picked up. “

“Opened the wrong side of the pepper.”

“Got home really late, finally got the motivation to make dinner, putting the dressing away when big stupid cat comes bulldozing through.’

“Guess I’m not having rice today.”

“This is the 2nd tv my little brother broke. No more play station for a while I guess.”

“Let’s just say that it got a little toasty outside today…”

“Found where the cat pee smell came from: lego bin.”

“Got a flat. Replaced the tire. 5mins later the spare went flat too.”

“I need to see your ID.”

“All stores are out of stock. Online delivery a few weeks away.”

“Was eating steamed mussels and felt a crunch and thought I eaten part of a shell or something but it turned out to be a baby crab.”

“And that was our dinner.”

“And that was our dinner.”

“I’m getting the hang of this brand new mower…”

“Someone stole my bike but left my helmet behind…”

“Drove in for a hike and as we tried to drive out two trees have fallen and blocked our exit.”

“Landscapers trimmed my plastic plant.”

“Just had Satan’s moustache crawl across my face when I was trying to go to sleep. My skin is crawling.”

“Showed my friend my new backpack and she said ‘come on, you are an adult.'”

“First overseas flight in 9 years! Paid extra for a window seat so I can see everything”

“Stuck in a parking space because my brother in-law set his Tesla do a software update at 10:30 pm.”

“Accidentally left the garage open for 1 hour. They’re everywhere.”

“A neighbour was house sitting for my cat while I was away. She has a dog. I told her the dog wasn’t allowed in my house. I come back to about 30 cat pouches looking like this – “your cat did it I couldn’t stop her”. My cat is 14 and has no teeth.”

“My wife’s first trip on a plane and this was the view out her window.”

“After 3 flat tires, we finally decided to investigate the gravel and grass near the driveway for nails…”

“I found this lil’ guy chillin on my bed this morning”

“Broke my finger at work, got fired after the drug test. All at the end of a 12 hour night shift”

“Used ramps to change oil for the first time… while backing up, the ramps slid/shot out and hit the 5qt used oil container and painted my garage a new color.”

“Installing a metal roof flawlessly.”

“The ATM took my card then just shutdown.”

“The ATM took my card then just shutdown”