Up next we have a lovely, aromatic blend of meme made with 100% inorganic, fully-artificial ingredients, highly-processed far beyond what is required to make them self-stable, nuclear fallout-resistant and otherwise immortal/unkillable.

Through an unpatented. painstaking cultivation process, each meme is wantonly made assuredly non-vegan with the addition of small specks of unidentified meat and contains a variety of randomized genetic modifications.

Each and every one of our Dank Meme blends are decisively not Fair Trade certified, farmed with only the most exploitive and soul-crushing labor practices thinkable with the crack teams of unpaid interns whose blood, sweat and literal tears give each Dank Meme that signature "kick."