One of the politicians in our country bit into a hotdog sideways and in the middle, like a sandwich. It was so weird that it was in the newspapers the next day. Slow news day obv, but made him look like a nutjob.

I was serving a very green, Chinese businessman at the pub and he ordered a burger and after a few seconds of sizing it up, stabbed it in the center with his fork and started eating it like a candy apple. I asked him if he was good, and he shrugged and said "sorry. I haven't figured out how to eat these yet"

My boss used to apply his lip balm while making firm eye contact with me at the end of the day.

walking around in public with a glass of water from home

Entering an elevator full of people and not turning to face the door

Working out in a suit

Wearing a wedding gown to someone else's wedding.

When someone is holding a door open for you when a place has double doors and you just say f**k it and take the other door instead.

Eating a onion whole, like an apple

Eating food in any bathroom ever

Hissing at people on the bus so they don’t sit next to you

stop responding midway thru an irl convo, but maintain eye contact

Eating unwrapped food from inside your pockets

Digging holes in your backyard at night. Just doing some night digging.

Standing silently at night along a forest road.

blasting "highway to hell" during a funeral

Run while keeping your arms perfectly still at your sides

Using both hands to put on Chapstick

Flying a kite at night

Going out to the gym or something and using a Hershey's syrup bottle as a water bottle

Having carpet in your kitchen or bathroom

Put toothpaste directly into your mouth. Then brush teeth.

Standing next to someone at a urinal even when there is an open one at the opposite end of the row.

Lifting up your shirt in public and rubbing your tummy

Eating a banana with the skin on

While shopping, pulling what you want out of other people's carts before they buy them.

When you just happen to be going to the same place as the car/pedestrian in front of you. It's even creepier when it's a long distance and they look behind them and see you.

Screaming in public at nothing except the existential dread you’re feeling.

Going to Starbucks and ordering milk with ice.

Eating condiments as a meal by themselves.

Dressing like a penguin and walking on four legs

Eating in public without using your hands at all.

Trimming your lawn with scissors.

walking backwards in public

Putting your shoes on before the pants.

Framing photos of yourself.