“I have been stuck in an elevator for an hour now.”

“if anyone wants a free brand new Google Pixel 8 you can get one at the bottom of this lake in Oklahoma.”

“Guess that bowl wasn’t made for hot soup. So much for lunch!”

“My wife’s greenhouse blew away and crumpled last night.”

“Guess who found a worm in their can of peaches after they already ate most of the can?”

“Bought 2 days ago, receipt is gone of course.”

“My seats at a concert”

“This is what staff at amusement park have to face everyday”

“I got food poisoning after ordering cheap Tilapia online.”

“Me and my boyfriend are severely unwell with flu, he gets up to use the bathroom and feels faint, falls onto the sink, smashes the glass he is carrying. Guess which unwell person had to clean it all up! “

“This defibrillator has been stolen”

“This defibrillator has been stolen”

"Ordered wings and received a deep fried chick"

"Ordered two $600 8TB Samsung SSD drives from Amazon, and got…screwed."

"American Airlines flight from Portugal to Pennsylvania. I was supposed to be on that flight."

"A garbage truck backed up into my apartment like 45 mins ago. This is my bedroom window"

"So....In my city a music park was opened but music was banned"

"A can of Diet Coke exploded in my car."