37 Things That Surprised People.

Nathan Johnson Published 03/12/2022

It was their duty to share it.

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1.
“So I started work as a beekeeper last week”
2.
“This cookie wrapper shows a date that doesn’t exist.”
3.
“Was toasting some sesame seeds and when I stopped swirling the pan, Pac-Man appeared!”
4.
“I found conjoined twin cantaloupes at the farmers market.”
5.
“The way the ice froze on top of my car”
6.
“The shadow on my wall makes my lamp look like it’s on.”
7.
“This vending machine has an incredible number of drinks stuck.”
8.
“The side of my house that doesn’t get much sun left a line dividing snow and ice.”
9.
“Atmospheric conditions turn outdoor lights into illuminated pillars!”
10.
“This tree I saw on a hike today was bent at a nearly perfect 45-degree angle.”
11.
“The way the recent freeze affected my neighbor’s lawn”
12.
“Why is it that they break here, and the ’tear here’ never works?”
13.
“The way these crystals formed on my windshield”
14.
“Someone please explain how THIS happened, it’s been snowing all day, about 35 cm on the ground.”
15.
“Laundry lint levitating — static electricity?”
16.
“The light came through the window in my basement, reflecting off the fan and a curved part of my treadmill.”
17.
When a spider web freezes and looks like an ornament of lights:
18.
“The marks left by pasta in my pot after sitting for a while”
19.
“The way these ice cubes arranged themselves in the cup”
20.
“This pencil that went through the laundry”
21.
“Picked up an old clam beside a lake in South Australia and found a small colony of plants inside living off of the nutrients.”
22.
“In 32 years, it’s my first time seeing a cloud like this.”
23.
“Heard my dog playing with something in the other room. There goes my deposit.”
24.
“Accidentally locked myself in my room today and my roommate is not home of course.”
25.
“Bird flew straight into the window and left a mark.”
26.
“Waited 5 years for this cactus to bloom. Leaving for a 5-day trip, when I noticed this.”
27.
“A bird pooed in the open mouthpiece of my coffee.”
28.
“Currently stuck in an elevator in my apartment building, was told about 40 minutes until the tech arrives, and I have to pee.”
29.
“Was pretty excited that my Father’s Day present came early.”
30.
“My father had to be freed from the locked toilet this morning.”
31.
“I put ribs on, logged into work, and here we are 2 hours later.”
32.
Working from home and snuck out to grab some coffee because how is anyone going to know. Then the universe said otherwise.
33.
“I guess you shouldn’t put glass windows over grass when it’s 22°C.”
34.
“My friend fell down the stairs in our Airbnb.”
35.
“Nothing better to start your morning than dropping a full jar of glitter.”
36.
“Halfway into the pizza, noticed there’s a huge footprint inside the pizza box.”
37.
“Opened our lockbox today to find mold had been happily eating our passports and marriage certificate.”

1.
“So I started work as a beekeeper last week”
2.
“This cookie wrapper shows a date that doesn’t exist.”
3.
“Was toasting some sesame seeds and when I stopped swirling the pan, Pac-Man appeared!”
4.
“I found conjoined twin cantaloupes at the farmers market.”
5.
“The way the ice froze on top of my car”
6.
“The shadow on my wall makes my lamp look like it’s on.”
7.
“This vending machine has an incredible number of drinks stuck.”
8.
“The side of my house that doesn’t get much sun left a line dividing snow and ice.”
9.
“Atmospheric conditions turn outdoor lights into illuminated pillars!”
10.
“This tree I saw on a hike today was bent at a nearly perfect 45-degree angle.”
11.
“The way the recent freeze affected my neighbor’s lawn”
12.
“Why is it that they break here, and the ’tear here’ never works?”
13.
“The way these crystals formed on my windshield”
14.
“Someone please explain how THIS happened, it’s been snowing all day, about 35 cm on the ground.”
15.
“Laundry lint levitating — static electricity?”
16.
“The light came through the window in my basement, reflecting off the fan and a curved part of my treadmill.”
17.
When a spider web freezes and looks like an ornament of lights:
18.
“The marks left by pasta in my pot after sitting for a while”
19.
“The way these ice cubes arranged themselves in the cup”
20.
“This pencil that went through the laundry”
21.
“Picked up an old clam beside a lake in South Australia and found a small colony of plants inside living off of the nutrients.”
22.
“In 32 years, it’s my first time seeing a cloud like this.”
23.
“Heard my dog playing with something in the other room. There goes my deposit.”
24.
“Accidentally locked myself in my room today and my roommate is not home of course.”
25.
“Bird flew straight into the window and left a mark.”
26.
“Waited 5 years for this cactus to bloom. Leaving for a 5-day trip, when I noticed this.”
27.
“A bird pooed in the open mouthpiece of my coffee.”
28.
“Currently stuck in an elevator in my apartment building, was told about 40 minutes until the tech arrives, and I have to pee.”
29.
“Was pretty excited that my Father’s Day present came early.”
30.
“My father had to be freed from the locked toilet this morning.”
31.
“I put ribs on, logged into work, and here we are 2 hours later.”
32.
Working from home and snuck out to grab some coffee because how is anyone going to know. Then the universe said otherwise.
33.
“I guess you shouldn’t put glass windows over grass when it’s 22°C.”
34.
“My friend fell down the stairs in our Airbnb.”
35.
“Nothing better to start your morning than dropping a full jar of glitter.”
36.
“Halfway into the pizza, noticed there’s a huge footprint inside the pizza box.”
37.
“Opened our lockbox today to find mold had been happily eating our passports and marriage certificate.”