“I didn’t wear bug spray today. I think I should have.”

“After a lengthy process, I finally got my new car yesterday! Then this happened.”

“The results of the blizzard in Buffalo.”

“It actually fits.”

“Bought a $44 handmade, ceramic mug. It cracks as I pour in my first cup of tea.”

“What happened on my cousin’s shift...”

“I’m in my mid-30s and unfortunately still sleepwalk occasionally. Took a sleepwalking tumble down the stairs last night...”

“Decided to spontaneously get my wife a new plant from an overpriced local florist that I probably can’t afford.” “I trip when putting it in my car and one of the heads got ripped off.”

“Just had this house centipede crawl across my face when I was trying to go to sleep. My skin is crawling.”

“I just remembered I wanted waffles 6 days ago.”

“Pizza place defaults to no cheese, no sauce on Doordash. I didn’t check the boxes to add them.”

“Merry Christmas. I hope your pipes didn’t bust while your electricity was out for 12 hours on Christmas Eve.”

“10-second walk from the store to my car in −2°F/-20°C temps.”

“Don’t take naps while cooking the holiday ham.”

“Hope you enjoy my fruit tart, floor.”

“Right before I left the trampoline park, I put back on my blue shoes. It wasn’t until I got home I realized I didn’t wear my blue shoes to the trampoline park.”

“Hopefully you’re having a better day than I am.”

“The worst possible photo your drone can take”

“new prescription glasses. i knew my vision was bad but i didn’t think it was *that* bad”

“Garage door is stuck on my tow bar and won’t open. Absolutely no idea how to get it unstuck.”

“IKEA didn’t cut threads on one of four important structural screws”

“I forgot to remove the silicone protectors before I set the oven to self clean. Thought I’d get my clean pans looking like new!”

“My Boss installed a water dispenser yesterday. This morning, we got into the office to this”

“Pulled out the rack to spritz and it came right out onto the concrete.”

“Went to see the famous Neuschwanstein Castle and this was our view”

“Had an unexplained allergic reaction for 12 years. Did a bloodtest and turns out I’m allergic to cats. We’ve had cats in our home for 15 years, and we currently have two”

“That poor kid. I’d be mad too.”

“I ordered a sandwich on uber eats and got this, suck for the person that ordered this”

“Just finished my first day at my first office job. Apparently, this sticker was displayed on my ass the whole time.”

“Kid found the button for the sunroof.”

“I just got back to my apartment after winter break and found my bathroom trashed”

“I made a super fun mistake. That’s chicken broth. I am dumb.”

“Well I found my glasses…”

“No Teslas allowed!”

“someone forgot their switch at the train station newsstand.”

“Autobahn toilet paper”

“Accidentally put vanilla yogurt on my nachos thinking it was sour cream.”