A collection of things nobody wants, no one asked for, and should be buried in the deepest, darkest pit of things that should never have happened.
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Finally a tattoo that can proudly say you're a tough guy and an idiot at the same time!
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Santa Claus is gonna be angry when he sees this!
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Talk about joining "the Dark Side"... Darth Vader would approve I guess.
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Which came first, the chicken or the light bulb?
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Some things were never meant to see the light of day.
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Well ya'll can keep that junk in Mississippi.
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Oh H E double hockey stick no!
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Better hope you never get stuck in traffic on this bridge.
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Where family nightmares are made.
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What... the... ffffffuuuuuuuuu?
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Uh... has anyone seen Kermit?
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Why would you do this?
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Probably comes with radioactive water inside.
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Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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How to completely negate your great gas mileage...
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An interior decorators own personal nightmare.
