This person who forgot to take cans of soda out of the car overnight while it was -16 degrees Fahrenheit:

This person who forgot to take the glass off the stove before cooking in a rented RV:

This person who forgot to put on their parking breaks:

This person who forgot to put the guard on the trimmer before giving themself a haircut:

This person who forgot their house and car keys in the mailbox:

These painters who forgot to put plastic on the ground to cover it:

This person who forgot that their laptop was in the outside pocket of the bag they had checked at airport:

This person who forgot their headphones on the floor before they had their Roomba clean the area:

This person who forgot to check their underwear before putting them on:

This person who forgot to take their air horn off their car's dashboard on a sunny day:

This person who forgot to check for paper before they...started business:

This person who forgot to add water to the pot while steaming veggies:

This person who forgot to take their remote off the heaters while they were cleaning:

This person who forgot to pack a whole piece of chicken in this frozen dinner:

These bar staffers who forgot to cover the pool table on a Friday night:

This person who forgot to put their AirPods IN the case before they left home for a six-hour flight:

“Spent 30 minutes yesterday with breathing difficulties after eating boneless salmon. Only when I looked in the mirror I see a fish bone that stabbed my tonsil. The “clean” part is where it penetrated my tonsil.”

“Great way to start a Friday”

“My glass table just randomly exploded”

“Came home to find my charger sipping my water.”

“Ordered some decorations for my partners birthday today, delivered with love by amazon!”

“Worked perfectly when I left for vacation. Came back to this.”

“Spilled my latte in my lap right before takeoff, 10 hours DC to Istanbul”

“These homeowners were out of town when their pool service technician left the water running. As a result, the pool overflowed and contributed to the failure of this deck.”

“Stepped on a piece of metal in the school parking lot after dropping my kids off”

"This funny looking things fell right in front of me"

"Husband made me a sweet Zelda chiminea... Dropped it on the way into the kiln for final firing"

"My mechanical keyboard just caught fire while I was using it."

"I turned my pizza rolls into charcoal briquettes"

"Just got married..."

"Dropped my phone while using it as a flashlight. I’m surprised at how much it cracked given it fell from such a low height"

"They were both mine.."

"Who ordered some floor cappuccino?"

"Broke my ip8’ screen and the screen shield didn’t do sh#t"