“Bedroom ceiling collapsed.”

This person who forgot to ditch their socks before mowing the lawn:

This person who found out that there was a SPIDER EGG in their computer:

This person whose shower door exploded:

This teacher who captured their classroom after a preschooler's tantrum:

This mom's phone bill after unknowingly making long-distance calls, which were charged $3.50 a minute:

This person's neighbor who blocks their mailbox nearly EVERY DAY:

This parent's two-year-old son who found a purple permanent marker and drew a masterpiece on the new couch:

This person who received their order in the mail...in one of those display boxes that can only be opened at checkout:

This person who discovered a neighbor draining their pool into their yard:

This person whose rent is $1,750, but then...they checked their bank account:

This person who paid $300 for three nights at this hotel because of the continental breakfast, but like, this was the continental breakfast:

This person who just received this custom mirror that was supposed to fit perfectly:

This employee who wore these weatherproof steel toe boots for the first time at work...but it cracked within two hours:

This person who woke up to allll these scratches on their car:

This customer who received these tip suggestions after a $15 taxi ride:

This person who was doing laundry...but forgot about their fiancée’s favorite stuffed animal in the machine:

This person who had NO idea the outlet they plugged their crockpot into last night no longer works:

This person who made a lovely dinner in 30 minutes, but then the oven light bulb shattered:

This parent who discovered their child dropped her favorite toy down a drainpipe:

This person whose glass PC screen just, like, shattered:

This person whose neighbor purposely blocked them in because they didn't like how they parked:

This person who woke up to their car covered in, um, vegetable oil:

And according to the OP, there were no cameras in this area of their apartment complex, so nobody knows what happened???

These neighbors who left their old furniture in the apartment hallway, blocking the laundry room for everyone else for the last TWO days:

This person who was enjoying their morning coffee, and then spat out this little guy:

This person who found out their roommate was using their mixing bowl to soak his feet while he had an ~ingrown toenail~.

“A sea lion took a bite out of my salmon while it was being reeled in.”

“Literally just bought my first car ever. I was on the way to the dealership to drop something off and was at the light right outside of the dealer. The car front adjacent to me backed straight into the driver side of my car to avoid a semi truck that was trying to make a turn. I beeped at her the whole time, but she thought it was the semi truck beeping instead, so she kept backing up further.”

“Dropped off my baby to get my brakes changed. Got these pictures texted to me.”

“Just opened my Airpods case to realize they’re still in Italy”

“Apparently I’ve been breathing in copious amounts of black mold spores for the past 6 months.”

“Ex and I had broke up and both moved out. When I had came back to check to see if her stuff was out, I found this and now I am being charged $3k in damages because nobody can get a hold of her.”

“Someone parked their car in front of my garage…”

“The bottom of my full bottle of hydrochloric acid shattered when I set it down”

“Been drinking from this water glass for a few days and just realized there’s mold growing in it.”

“My mom broke my laptop today, doesn’t give a fuck.”