The dating app scene can be rough. 

Some people never get any matches, and when they do, they turn out to be bots or someone even worse at conversation than a bot. 

Hinge, in particular, has some wildly boring prompts with some even worse answers. Hopeful romantics have scrolled through to find people answering “A random fact I love” with things like “music” or “spider.” No one seems to understand how to use these apps, and if they do, they’re profile picture might be of an eighty-year-old woman or a man with an Amish beard. 

That may be what you’re into, we’re not judging, but to us, and most people, the dating app are a personal hell we're doomed to wander alone for the rest of our lives.