Clearly, we need to beef up the security.

Now, I know what you're thinking - we're gonna spend a huge chunk of our budget to hire fancy security professionals, and the site experience is gonna get worse. Don't worry though.

You see, what most people don't realize is that we have a mad scientist on retainer. So when I say we're beefing up security, I mean we're creating an army of zombie cow/man hybrids that don't need paychecks (or even food!). That way we can keep the site at the regular level of 'meh' that you're used to!