47 Times S**t Hit The Fan.

Nathan Johnson Published 12/26/2022 in facepalm

Life leaves us surprises every single day, but not all of them are pleasant or welcome.

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1.
’’Brand new laptop off the truck.’’
2.
When it’s cold...
3.
It was in the oven
4.
Unknown bug bite
5.
"I got excited from far away about the motel having a swimming pool...’’
6.
’’Bit into this apple... Perfect on the outside.’’
7.
’’5 y.o. opened the beads box upside down.’’
8.
’’My sink water has had a metallic taste ever since I moved in, thought it was just the new city.’’
9.
’’I needed a pick me up, but I now feel worse after visiting the nail salon.’’
10.
’’My whisk shattered into rust. A whole dozen eggs gone to waste.’’
11.
’’My parents just bought this clock and the screen is both mirrored and upside down.’’
12.
’’Looks like I live outside now.’’
13.
’’This bread that looks perfectly fine from the outside, but is hollow.’’
14.
’’My bike broke in half, 8 km from my home.’’
15.
’’The toilet paper dispenser is outside of the bathroom stall.’’
16.
’’My boiled egg...’’
17.
“A picture is worth a thousand words.”
18.
“There were casualties on the way to the chili cookoff.”
19.
“This is how my friend eats bananas.”
20.
“Dropped a personal pizza on new shoes.”
21.
“My wife just did this. Who did I marry...”
22.
“This is my partner’s window seat.”
23.
“Truck driver didn’t freed the shipping container.”
24.
“You win this time, carrot.”
25.
“Thought you could microwave eggs.”
26.
“Thank you saltshaker, very cool!”
27.
“Was met with this at the airport this morning after coming home from abroad.”
28.
“Looking forward to some freshly baked cinnamon swirls.”
29.
“It’s 3:00 AM. Everyone’s asleep and I’ve been trying to get out of my room for 30 minutes.”
30.
“Wanted a relaxing bath to ease the sadness. My bath bomb stained me and my tub. I look like I rolled in dirt.”
31.
“Trying to have a plate of ramen.”
32.
“Love this for me.”
33.
“In my defense, I have never used a strainer before.”
34.
“Hit and run: 7 days old, 155 miles, and 1/4 tank of gas”
35.
“An extended family member broke the toilet seat while at a gathering and left without mentioning it to anyone.”
36.
“Someone clearly dropped the pizza, but neither place will refund!”
37.
“I don’t know what’s more infuriating, my whole room burning down and losing everything I have, or this.”
38.
“I tried adding salt to my sardines, but the top was unscrewed.”
39.
“Was awoken at 4:30 in the morning by some ruckus in the kitchen and found that the cats had reorganized our snack cabinet.”
40.
“When you forget your new car has a sunroof:”
41.
“Turned off the power for a week while traveling, forgot about the food in the fridge. Came back to this.”
42.
“A gecko pooped on my toothbrush last night.”
43.
“Don’t leave your kayak out in the sun.”
44.
“Moms’ car hood popped open while driving and smacked into the windshield, also broke the windshield wipers.”
45.
At least the water is clean.
46.
“I was just trying to get some ice cream.”
47.
Well, that doesn’t look like fun.

1.
’’Brand new laptop off the truck.’’
2.
When it’s cold...
3.
It was in the oven
4.
Unknown bug bite
5.
"I got excited from far away about the motel having a swimming pool...’’
6.
’’Bit into this apple... Perfect on the outside.’’
7.
’’5 y.o. opened the beads box upside down.’’
8.
’’My sink water has had a metallic taste ever since I moved in, thought it was just the new city.’’
9.
’’I needed a pick me up, but I now feel worse after visiting the nail salon.’’
10.
’’My whisk shattered into rust. A whole dozen eggs gone to waste.’’
11.
’’My parents just bought this clock and the screen is both mirrored and upside down.’’
12.
’’Looks like I live outside now.’’
13.
’’This bread that looks perfectly fine from the outside, but is hollow.’’
14.
’’My bike broke in half, 8 km from my home.’’
15.
’’The toilet paper dispenser is outside of the bathroom stall.’’
16.
’’My boiled egg...’’
17.
“A picture is worth a thousand words.”
18.
“There were casualties on the way to the chili cookoff.”
19.
“This is how my friend eats bananas.”
20.
“Dropped a personal pizza on new shoes.”
21.
“My wife just did this. Who did I marry...”
22.
“This is my partner’s window seat.”
23.
“Truck driver didn’t freed the shipping container.”
24.
“You win this time, carrot.”
25.
“Thought you could microwave eggs.”
26.
“Thank you saltshaker, very cool!”
27.
“Was met with this at the airport this morning after coming home from abroad.”
28.
“Looking forward to some freshly baked cinnamon swirls.”
29.
“It’s 3:00 AM. Everyone’s asleep and I’ve been trying to get out of my room for 30 minutes.”
30.
“Wanted a relaxing bath to ease the sadness. My bath bomb stained me and my tub. I look like I rolled in dirt.”
31.
“Trying to have a plate of ramen.”
32.
“Love this for me.”
33.
“In my defense, I have never used a strainer before.”
34.
“Hit and run: 7 days old, 155 miles, and 1/4 tank of gas”
35.
“An extended family member broke the toilet seat while at a gathering and left without mentioning it to anyone.”
36.
“Someone clearly dropped the pizza, but neither place will refund!”
37.
“I don’t know what’s more infuriating, my whole room burning down and losing everything I have, or this.”
38.
“I tried adding salt to my sardines, but the top was unscrewed.”
39.
“Was awoken at 4:30 in the morning by some ruckus in the kitchen and found that the cats had reorganized our snack cabinet.”
40.
“When you forget your new car has a sunroof:”
41.
“Turned off the power for a week while traveling, forgot about the food in the fridge. Came back to this.”
42.
“A gecko pooped on my toothbrush last night.”
43.
“Don’t leave your kayak out in the sun.”
44.
“Moms’ car hood popped open while driving and smacked into the windshield, also broke the windshield wipers.”
45.
At least the water is clean.
46.
“I was just trying to get some ice cream.”
47.
Well, that doesn’t look like fun.