51 Pics of Things That Really Look Like Dicks

Daniel Bonfiglio Published 06/20/2024 in Funny

"Does that look like what I think it does?" It's an age old question regarding anything straight and pointy, but one the human race seems genetically inclined to keep on asking.

There's just something so satisfying about pointing at something and going, "doesn't that look like a penis?" Especially when you're supposed to be keeping a straight face.

Everybody needs a break from taking things seriously, so we thought we might as well show you 50 things that look like penises. Straight to the point, no messing around. We know it's what you really want to see.

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Kindergarten class makes cannons in history class.
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“Grandmother’s table mats are my favorite part of Christmas every year.”
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Guy on the right’s shirt.
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“Wasp nest on statue.”
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“A mushroom in my dinner.”
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“My sis is a high school teacher. They just got new furniture in the common area. You can move the furniture around.”
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“After many long rounds of Mario Kart my thumb turned into…”
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Newborn puppy.
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A shorebreak in Hawaii.
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“I had a 1 in 4 chance of slicing off the best side of this bell pepper to perfectly reveal this thing staring me in the face.”
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This ad for aloe vera gelly.
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Kindergarten class makes cannons in history class.
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5.
“Grandmother’s table mats are my favorite part of Christmas every year.”
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Guy on the right’s shirt.
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“Wasp nest on statue.”
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“A mushroom in my dinner.”
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“My sis is a high school teacher. They just got new furniture in the common area. You can move the furniture around.”
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“After many long rounds of Mario Kart my thumb turned into…”
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Newborn puppy.
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A shorebreak in Hawaii.
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“I had a 1 in 4 chance of slicing off the best side of this bell pepper to perfectly reveal this thing staring me in the face.”
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This ad for aloe vera gelly.
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