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She only accepts cat treats.

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Teacher, you're not gonna like what you see :(

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That's it, my turn to take this left.

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She doesn't even go here.

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But why chill when I can be evil :)

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"Something we don't relate to whatsoever."

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If only I added another devil emoji to that last one :)

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When's your stop sir?!

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Car do drive though.

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When she gives you a wrong number on purpose.

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Burnin' up for you baby.

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Yes, the weather HAS been crazy Susan.

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I got plant-based problems but the flower ain't one :)

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I'm Tesla man, c'mon hon.

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Couldn't care less, boss :)

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On your face, yes :)

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How am I doin', boss?

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A slow, painful death :D

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Ok, buddy, I said MAYBE marry her.

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Pick your poison, Sheila.

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