If you want something done right, do it yourself, or in the case of these 35 people, hire a professional. 

Times are tough. The job market is taking two steps forward and one step back, and these people clearly need a lesson in "measure ten times, cut once."

From paper straws wrapped in plastic to security cameras filming walls, be thankful you aren't as incompetent as these brainiacs. So if you find pleasure in the failure of others, you're going to love this collection of terrible execution.