Bodily Sensations The Opposite Sex Will Never Experience
You'll be glad you only have to deal with half of these...
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A 1,500% decrease in toilet aim in the morning and/or after sex. -
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That feeling during sex when the guy goes a little too deep and hits your cervix. Ouch! -
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Slap Dancing. That’s when us guys keep our feet planted and twist our upper bodies rapidly to make our dongs swing back and forth, slapping our thighs. -
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An hour after sex, walking around campus, and then feeling semen fall out of your vagina and squish around in your pants. -
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Hanging a towel on your dick. -
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When you fart and rolls up into your vagina instead of back and out. -
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When you go over a small hill in your car and your testicles experience microgravity. -
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Pulling out a dry tampon and feeling like you’re ripping your insides out. -
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When you flush the toilet mid piss and time it perfectly so when you’re done all the piss is already flushed away. -
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When you sneeze on your period and it feels like you are giving birth to a jellyfish. -
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When your genitals accidentally brush the inside of the toilet when you’re trying to poop.
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