Cool Stuff to Buy on The Internet

Shut up and take my money!!!!

By Spleenz

Published 9 years ago in Ftw

Shut up and take my money!!!!

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Gold Gun Table Lamp – $180: The gun table lamp provides reading and ambient lighting. If you’re a fan of the Godfather, it gives you the ability to memorize every line from that movie. It also brings a fun and unique style to any room, or dark and mysterious, whatever. The body of the lamp lies in die-cast aluminum with an over molded polymer coating and finished with a golden gloss plating.

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Darth Vader 3D Molded Backpack – $39: The force is strong with this back pack. Perfect for back-to-school, and would also do great as a gift. It’s a bit smaller than normal backpacks, so don’t plan on using it for traveling.

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O.penVAPE Zip Hoodie – $99: Grab this smokable clothing for those times when pulling your vape pen out of your pocket is just too hard. If you did purchase this sweatshirt, let us know how it works for you.
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Bitches I’ma Holler At Sketchpad – $10: These high-quality scratch pads sport hilarious sayings to remind you what they are there for. Perfect for taking notes at school, work, or for your insane scribblings and rambling thoughts (especially when on the run).

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Brew Cutlery Set (3pcs) – $44: Brew Cutlery is the elegant execution of a simple idea: Stainless steel utensil craftsmanship that combines each fork, knife, and spoon with a bottle opener. This unique set of cutlery provides a solution to anyone’s bottle-opening needs by having it in-hand.
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Libratone Diva – $899: The Libratone Diva is a combined sound bar and audio system with bold curves and powerful performance, wrapped in fine changeable Italian wool covers. Slim-lined and wall-mountable, this Diva gives you full-bodied sound that brings your TV programs and movies to life. If you’re looking for a manageable sound system for your TV this is definitely the one.
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Toilet Bowl Dog and Cat Fountain – $21: This hilarious conversation piece will sure be a puppy pleaser as well as a crowd pleaser. This will keep your pet well hydrated as you fill any 2 liter bottle and invert it into the back of the tank as gravity pulls fresh water into the 6-Ounce bowl as needed.

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Ultra Fast Defrosting Tray – $10: Defrost rock solid slabs of meat in mere minutes by setting them on top of the ultra fast defrosting tray. The thermal conductive material of the tray dramatically speeds up the thawing process so your meat and poultry are ready to cook when you need them.
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Grifter Motorcycle Gloves – $69: If you’re trying to stand out in your group of motorcycle buddies, rock the Bandoleros and you will stand out for sure. Grifter offers the best most durable gloves on the market with a variety of styles. Made here in the USA, these Bison-leathered gloves are sure to last.
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Time Burner Watch – $34.95: Never lose track of time or be without a lighter with this unique watch. Slide the watch face down to expose a flameless, windproof coil for all of your lighting needs.