If we're being honest, the modern death penalty is boring. We pretty much always know how someone will go out.
But what if we let people come up with their own
death penalties? Here are the craziest ideas from around the world!
1
Single combat with the prison warden-u/silverblaze92
2
Guillotine.-u/Caffeinequeen33
3
Multiple orgasms-u/TransformativeOne
4
The legendary euthanasia roller coaster-u/sureyeahno
5
Suicide mission to take out Santa Claus-u/egoVirus
6
Nuclear bomb-u/OGwalkingman
7
I wish to die by false vacuum decay. Thanks for the premium-u/Shoddy_Bumblebee_398
8
Death by snu snu-u/aouid
9
Snowboard off Mount Everest u/theunmaskedcucumber
10
A f*cking Black Hole-u/ScienceDude23
11
Old age?-u/wattsandvars
12
Put under general anesthetic and then shot in the head.I differentiate it from lethal injection because sometimes the patients can feel it and...f*ck that I'm a coward.-u/kwenthryth
13
Fired off into the cold of space. My boiling blood, freezing eyes, and agape mouth all pointed to Proxima Centauri. I can be like the Green Boots guy on Everest as future explorers toodle past.-u/dzastrus
14
Release me on the moon-u/Big_Spell_5532
15
Petting something I shouldn't.-u/jtrom93
16
I would kill myself the day before. Just to piss people off-u/Stretchmasterflash
17
A morphine overdose.-u/MaliciousAmbitious
18
Give me 4 Xanax and put me out on a snowy mountain, naked-u/thousandkneejerks
19
Thighs, crush my skull with thighs-u/ryanbag
20
The Monty Python way: Being chased off a cliff by many, many topless women.-u/Nip-bby_007
21
Use piano wire to hang myself, but glue my hands to my head so when I jump and get decapitated it looks like I pulled my own head off-u/Calbob123
22
Trebuchet'ed from a high mountain-u/idontcarelol5000
23
I wanna play Russian roulette with other sentenced prisoners.-u/Isari_04
24
1000mg of ketamine shot intramuscular 3 minutes before I jump out of a plane-u/RICKJAMESISAGOD
25
Released into the darkness of space in a shuttle headed directly to the sun.-u/SubpoenaSender
