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Creatures I Would Not Like To Meet

No thank you.

By White_Chocolate

Published 14 years ago

No thank you.

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because i dont know what the fuck it is

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Because this turtle looks like tinyones's dick.

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Pedopillars uncle Furry Johnson
4
this bug is from hell.

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vampires are already faggotty enough, this one suck blood instead of cock
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because it could easily swallow my face and that would suck
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you seen the movie piranha? these fags eat hot women.

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because this damn pervert has a dildo as a nose
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because this is actually a fucking spider
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because this has pinchers, i don't recommend touching shit with pinchers

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if aliens took shits this is what theyd look like
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oh hey you have like 9000 sets of jaws, fuck you.
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because its called a fucking yeti crab

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because you have 98 legs to many you large piece of shit
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because if i was swimming and it swallowed me itd probably smell like shit in it's stomach
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or this one either

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Pedopillar, what up babies?
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look at its fucking teeth, just look at them, now imagine them impaling you, yeah, no thanks
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because its a scorpion, people get those tattooed on them for a reason, their badass as shit

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because this kids an idiot
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little prick
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if it can bite a frog it can bite my nads.

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because spiders are scary as blueberrys chacne
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because this could fucking kill me
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these fucking perverts sting you to watch you urinate on yourself

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because when anythings called a dragon you know you better back the fuck off
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if it can eat a fish it can eat my arm
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because it has sacs on its back

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because i dont know what the fucking shit this little fuksac is
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For obvious reasons.
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Ontario mystery creature, creepy as shit.

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