Dating Site Profile Pictures That Guarantee They Will NEVER Have A Relationship
So much awkwardness going on here...
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Lets face it, only small children are into mermaids…..WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!?! -
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It’s a good idea to have some of your friends in a picture, but only the ones that are still breathing. -
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Clever use of distracting patterns around the room takes your attention away from a stupid facial expression. -
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A good pose is essential. The one on the left conveys ‘gangster’ – The one on the right conveys ‘insane’ -
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Never post a picture of yourself with a previous girlfriend! -
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Your best seductive pose will always be overshadowed by an untidy kitchen. -
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It’s true that ‘less is more’, but not when u have a giant’s tie around your neck or a dead fox on your head. -
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Think very carefully if you are going to use a bikini photo to attract the perfect partner. -
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This is screaming out, “I’m a cold-hearted killer…but i always clean up afterwards” -
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Sometimes you might be sending out too many mixed messages that leave people thinking ‘WTF!?’ -
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Always make sure the photo you are posting is of you, NOT your mom who found your phone in the bathroom. -
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Sometimes a nice smile is better than a serious look that says ‘i’m going to kill you!’ -
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Always choose a neautral background, not one that leaves people thinking ‘i need to buy a carpet like that’ -
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Pets are sometimes a good addition to a profile picture. Sometimes. -
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Never get talked into, “trust me, it’ll look like you are at the beach!’ if you are NOT at a beach! -
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Ok, so you have a leg growing out of your shoulder. Nothing wrong here though, still tapable. Move along. -
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This is telling me that she either likes being kidnapped, or lives in the trunk of a car. -
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If you are not physically attracted to what you are seeing look for other positives. Hey, this guy can write. -
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It’s never good to convey to anyone that you might be ‘white trash’. -
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I’m not sure what’s scaring me more, the fact he has a gun, or he’s going bald between photos? -
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Always look on the bright side, at least your bike will be safely locked up when you go on a date. -
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Composition is everything. I don’t know why but the pink boots keep taking my gaze towards the microwave. -
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‘Hey buddy, i hate to tell you this but you have a spiders web on your head.’ -
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This girl is either a serial killer, or really handy around the house (not sure about the flames though?) -
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Is the guy on the right a guy? Meanwhile the girl on the left has the longest body i’ve ever seen! -
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Never pose seductively with a banana if you are wearing stripy socks. Ever. -
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You’ll never have to second-guess what this girl likes to drink. -
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A woman who keeps a samurai sword in her bedroom is probably best avoided. -
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Dude, go and put your mom’s fur coat back in her wardrobe before she finds out. -
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Quite possibly the most brilliant way to hide man-bewbs ever! -
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It’s always a good idea to have somewhere to keep your beers cool, but the bikini is a bit overkill. -
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Color coordination shows you have a good eye for detail, done wrong it can look really creepy.
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