Employee gets revenge on boss with calculated, yet simple, troll

Nathan Johnson Published 08/17/2016 in ftw

Sometimes simplicity is the key to good old-fashioned payback

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“I’ve worked at my current hotel more than long enough that at any other business I would be treated as if I was just as competent as any other employee. But unfortunately I have the weirdest most baby talky mother fucker of a manager. But I was warned when I first started working here by the previous new person that this behavior will continue until their is another new person. She apparently had dealt with this for 3 years….. On to the story.”
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“My Manager starts hovering as he usually does cause I’m “new” and starts saying things like “you could do this to make it faster” or “I usually click these buttons” but the one thing he says that pisses me off more than anything is when he says “f1 THEN f5, to save and checkout the folio” like bitch I can remember two things damn! All of these little suggestions are always unprompted. But I have one thing up my sleeves. I’m younger and better then him at anything technology related. So obviously I decided to switch that little shortcut to f5 first then f1.”
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“The next day he starts his usual suggestions all the while I’m waiting for “f1 then f5″. He finally says it and the following interaction occurred. me: Hah so you’re trying to mess me up now? That’s new. him: What? me: It’s always been f5 then f1. Approaches computer after letting out the most fucking sarcastic sigh I’ve ever heard. him: No no no seee…”
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“He stands their confused as nothing happens when he hits f1 and I’m just sitting their watching him but I decide to mess with him more. me: Is this some sort of weird test? Why are you doing it wrong? him: No its always been this way….. (he really trailed off like mindfuck trailed off) me: Well here comes some customers let me take over again. He walks away looking extremely confused, as he’s walking away him: Okay…. Okay… Right”

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“I’ve worked at my current hotel more than long enough that at any other business I would be treated as if I was just as competent as any other employee. But unfortunately I have the weirdest most baby talky mother fucker of a manager. But I was warned when I first started working here by the previous new person that this behavior will continue until their is another new person. She apparently had dealt with this for 3 years….. On to the story.”
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“My Manager starts hovering as he usually does cause I’m “new” and starts saying things like “you could do this to make it faster” or “I usually click these buttons” but the one thing he says that pisses me off more than anything is when he says “f1 THEN f5, to save and checkout the folio” like bitch I can remember two things damn! All of these little suggestions are always unprompted. But I have one thing up my sleeves. I’m younger and better then him at anything technology related. So obviously I decided to switch that little shortcut to f5 first then f1.”
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“The next day he starts his usual suggestions all the while I’m waiting for “f1 then f5″. He finally says it and the following interaction occurred. me: Hah so you’re trying to mess me up now? That’s new. him: What? me: It’s always been f5 then f1. Approaches computer after letting out the most fucking sarcastic sigh I’ve ever heard. him: No no no seee…”
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“He stands their confused as nothing happens when he hits f1 and I’m just sitting their watching him but I decide to mess with him more. me: Is this some sort of weird test? Why are you doing it wrong? him: No its always been this way….. (he really trailed off like mindfuck trailed off) me: Well here comes some customers let me take over again. He walks away looking extremely confused, as he’s walking away him: Okay…. Okay… Right”