The pursuit of knowledge is a noble act. It paves the way for human progress; by building upon the foundations of those that came before us, we lay the path for those that will come after us. Well, not us us. These are facts floating around the internet that just so happened to wash up on the murky shores of our backwater delta. We didn't discover these facts -- scientists, historians, and very "adult" people did. But that doesn't mean we can't munch on them and dream, dream my friends.