Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Four Seasons Total Landscaping, not to be confused with Four Seasons, the luxury resort, was the location of a Trump campaign press event over the weekend, where Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani claimed to have evidence of "wide scale voter fraud."

By Peter Rapine

Published 4 years ago in Funny

Four Seasons Total Landscaping, not to be confused with the Four Seasons, the luxury hotel, was the location of a Trump campaign press event over the weekend, where Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani claimed to have evidence of "wide scale voter fraud."

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The Four Season Total Landscaping, is a landscaping company in Philadelphia, which sits between a crematorium and a dildo shop. It's also where Donald Trump's campaign made it's last stand.

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Donald Trump's campaign started on a golden escalator, in a room full of paid actors. So to see it end in the parking lot, with the fumes from dead bodies blow over head, is *chefs kiss* epic. Rudy even brought out a registered sex-offender during his presentation. The conference happened at the same time projections came in that Joe Biden had won the election, so many people missed it in the moment. But according to reports, the Trump campaign couldn't afford the real Four Seasons, so they went with the next best thing, and prayed no one would notice.

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We were not kidding when we said it was next to a sex shop, and in the same parking lot as a crematorium. Goddamn, how are these people so funny. Many millions have tried and failed to even create a fraction of the genuinely hilarious things Trump has been able to pull off.
$We were not kidding when we said it was next to a sex shop, and in the same parking lot as a crematorium. Goddamn, how are these people so funny. Many millions have tried and failed to even create a fraction of the genuinely hilarious things Trump has been able to pull off.$
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For those of you who have been following closely, you'll know the Trump campaign has been strapped for cash. So it shouldn't be a surprise that in the fine print of Trump's recent legal defense fund emails, it says 60% of your donation will go to, "the retirement of general election debt." In simple terms, he's broke and tricking his supporters into paying off his campaign debt by screaming voter fraud. He doesn't have a case, because if he did, Rudy Giuliani wouldn't be wearing clown shoes in some sex shop's parking lot. If he had a case, it would be in court, but it never will because he's lying to you.
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So with that being said - the Four Seasons Total Landscaping bit might just be the best Trump bit of his presidency. I mean, has there ever been a more meme worthy character? A man who just by breathing creates such epic shits posts. The memes of course have been flowing, and many we'll include below, but first the furries.
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Yes those furries. The furries are hanging out in VR Chat, where someone recreated Four Seasons Total Landscaping.