17 things and what they should really be called. Why must we come up with names for everything that aren't necessarily clear what they are? Sneakers? Why not foot socks. Infidelity? Why not call it free-loving (well a cheap lay anyway). People should be more clear and direct with how they name things to make it very clear what they are referring to, and to decrease the endless number of innuendos that can be made from such unclear language. People have a responsibility to make sure our names for every objects have some level of bluntness. Just like these people with some of the most unfortunate names ever given to a person by parents who were trying way too hard to be cute and ironic.