Do you come from a long line of idiots?

Is the word stupid written across my forehead?

You should be hiding under a rock, not acting as plaintiff in a lawsuit.

Your counterclaim for your stress is dismissed. That’s because the only one who is stressed around here, so far, is me.

I’m here because I’m smart, not because I’m young and gorgeous… although I am!

I’d like 10 million people to know how stupid you are. That’s my joy in life.

If I could fine you for stupid, I would fine you for stupid.

Do you know how old I am? Do you realize that every second of my life is precious?