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You know you drive a Trans Am when you say your going to the store five minutes up the road and will be right back, but you take some long rediculous way home just for the cruise and come back an hour later.

2

You know you drive a trans am when you spend more on tires in a year then you do on gas.

3

You know you drive a TA, when you pray every single night that Pontiac will be resurrected.

4

You know you drive a Trans Am when every time you walk out of work, there's a crowd of people around your car

5

When cops pull you over to say "Nice car, do a burnout, please?"

6

You know you drive a Trans Am when you see the midnight frost on your wing.

7

You know you drive a Trans Am when your stopped at a red light and a late model woman looks at you and winks or waves.

8

You know drive a Trans Am when u cause accidents cause people cant stop looking at it.

9

You know you drive a Trans Am when you ask your passenger if they have

10

You know you drive a trans am when you have to hold a towel up to the window in a carwash so you wont get wet.

11

You know you drive a Trans Am when your door has more cracks than the swedish bikini teams asses combined.

12

You know you drive a Trans Am when your driving the only thing you can see is that cameltoe shaped hood.

13

You know you drive a Trans Am when you have a bottle of spray detailer on the back seat, and rags to go with it.

14

You know you drive a T/A when you listen to the exhaust more than the radio.

15

You know you drive a Trans Am when people ask if you're the Bandit.

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You know you drive a Trans Am when you over shift every gear you got.

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You know your driving a Trans Am when

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You know you drive a Trans Am when you have to wait 2 hours for the windows to roll down.

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You know you drive a Trans Am when you can see out but no one can see in.

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When birds poop on you anywhere you are.

21

You know you drive a Trans Am when you get the chance to see it in a reflection while driving, and you drive around just to do it again.

22

You know are driving a Trans Am when you are driving 20mph and kids stop and stare and old ladies yell 'slow down'.

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you know you drive a Trans Am when you get pissed off when people call it a Firebird.

24

You know you drive a Trans Am when people when people think it is an 09 even though they stopped production in 02.

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You know you drive a trans am when no one knows what the front of your car looks like