Here are some song lyrics that may or may not make sense. Either way the line is crossed. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

Thanks to the brilliant and absurd Twitter account, Criminal Lyrics, we've gathered some of the weirdest, confusing, inappropriate, and straight up WTF song lyrics that the world wide web could offer up.

We don't know why these lyrics were written, when most of them could've easily been said another way. All we know is that the writers should go straight to jail. Obviously not for real of course, that would be ridiculous. But lyrics such as 'I watched my grandpa say penis' and 'Shawty badder than a 3-year-old' need to be made fun of. And that's where we come in.

Whether they're deliberately being horny on main, or catapulting over the line we've got some of the dumbest, funniest, and most insane sounding lyrics that have ever been recorded. We hope you enjoy.