See that man with the McDonald arch haircut? That man is Lucas Werner, a 37-year-old man from Spokane, Washington. He recently received national attention after he tried to shoot his shot with a 16-year-old Starbucks barista after she said he was ‘funny.’ Werner, who did not know the age of the barista when he presented her with a dinner date offer, has been labeled a “creep” by thousands after the below post recalling his version of the story.

For those who would like to call them to complain about age difference discrimination on my behalf. In brief, a barista said I was funny and that she liked me, so I politely thanked her, sat down to drink my hot chocolate, wrote her a nice note, so as not to interrupt her work schedule asking her out to dinner if she was interested and walked out, happily thanking the friendly staff and wishing them a Merry Christmas.When I returned yesterday, a Spokane Police Officer said the note was creepy, which it wasn't, and asked me to not return because I was being banned. We already know this is because the barista was young and legal aged and I'm 37.I did not ask her to have sex with me. I asked if she would like to have dinner sometime. Perfectly normal adult behavior. I figure, if she was 16 and flirtatious it would still be legal to ask her to dinner. You can't even work at Starbucks unless you're 16, which is the legal age to date people. This is a clear case of age discrimination. Feel free to call them to complain on my behalf.

I've never dated younger women. I want to try that. The youngest women. There's nothing wrong with that. However, go on a dating site and try to get a message through to 18 to 22 year olds. As a 37 year old male, you'll never get a message through to them unless you lie about your age, which will eventually catch up to you if you're looking for more than just sex. Women born in the 1990s are the most gorgeous women on Earth. They're also very liberal and intelligent. They're not racist, sexist, homophobic or xenophobic. Let's talk about ageism.

And then there's this;I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 years. I've never dated a younger woman in my life. I've been trying to date younger women for 5 years. I'm an atheist. I've given away over $3000 worth of food on the street in 5 years. I moved 400 miles from Olympia to Spokane because I couldn't find anyone on 4 dating sites. I need to date a Millennial. I'm 37 years old. Generation X marks the spot. I've dated women my age to 18 years older. All my exes, mom and step-mom prefer older men to two 30 year marriages between my 4 parents. I've lost 170 lbs. I'm looking for a woman under 26 years old in Spokane to go out to dinner with me to Red Robin tonight. Any takers?

Wait, dude. Did you say RED ROBIN!?