Though hotels may be marketed as an escape away from the trials and tribulations of everyday life, defined by soft towels, mints placed lovingly on your pillow, and a spread of very steal-able bath products, resorts aren't all poolside lounging and sleeping until noon. Just ask the hotel staffers who have seen it all ... and we do mean it all. 

From accidentally walking into adult movie shoots to deadly pool mishaps, here are 25 resort horror stories that prove that paradise is very far from it.