My girlfriend told me today to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk.. Works every time. Need some more sick memes for your ever-expanding stash? Check out some of these hilarious Savage Tuesday memes to see if they make the cut.

Tuesday is a sh*t day of the week. There I said it. Why else would the next days of the week in order be W T F . Sometimes we have that insane notion that Monday is the worst day of the week. Just wait for Tuesday to come around and make things that much better. But at least you can have some of Tuesday's funniest memes to get yourself over the hump and on towards the weekend.